Have you ever wanted the answers to all the questions we’re all dying to ask? Kent bowler Mark Davies is the first to go under the spotlight.
Instead of the usual run of the mill favourite colour and what car do you drive type questions, KSN have come up with a slightly unusual list to put to the Kent squad and they have given us their honest answers.
Some had to be censored as they were TOO honest, but we start the series with bowler Mark Davies who gives us an insight into his life.
1, Which member of the Kent team would have in a pub quiz team and why?
Rob Key – he knows everything!
2, What is your worst memory of school?
Getting beaten up by a girl in PE.
3, When you are driving, what annoys you most about other drivers?
People in bright coloured cars – I don’t get it!
4, Can you explain your thinking behind your tattoos? (If you have any!)
None yet.
5, What would your team-mates say are your best qualities?
I’m a caring and considerate guy (says Ash Shaw).
6, If you were stuck on a desert island and had to eat a team-mate, who would be the first to go?
Treddy (If he shaved his back hair first)
7, If you had to get a lift to training, who would you least like to drive you and why?
Matt Coles – he drives too fast.
8, Which team-mate would you never room with and why?
Fabian Cowdrey – he’s got far too many questions.
9, If someone dropped a £50 note on the street, would you keep it or hand it in?
Keep it.
10, What do you think you’d be if you weren’t a cricketer?
Rock star.
11, Can you play any other sports and are you any good?
Football (better than my brother).
12, Would you ever consider a career in the media?
No chance.
13, Where did you last go on holiday and why?
Turkey – good hotels for my son.
14, How often do you cook at home, if at all?
All the time –I love cooking.
15, Would you rather spend a day with Freddie Flintoff or Pamela Anderson and why?
Freddie – probably because it would be in the pub.
16, When you were young, what did you never want to eat for dinner?
Baked beans – still hate them.
17, What is the biggest prank you have ever seen played on someone else?
Can’t say – but it wasn’t very nice.
18, Who has the worst sense of direction at the club?
Stevo – he keeps going missing.
19, What ambitions to you have in life?
To enjoy every second of it.
20, Would you even consider a career in coaching when you retire?
Yeah why not? I love the game.
21, Who’s the last down to breakfast when you are away and why?
Matt Coles…
22, Can you speak any other languages and what are they?
Geordie (very well).
23, Who cuts the grass at home?
My dad.
24, Are you any good at DIY or do you gets someone in?
Get my dad round.
25, If you could be a famous musician, who would it be and why?
Any of the Rolling Stones
26, Who has got the worst sense of humour at the club and what’s their worst joke?
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27, What’s the funniest practical joke you have played on a team-mate?
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28, How many bats do you own and what do you do with your old ones?
Just the one and it’s class (don’t bat long enough to have more!)
29, When was the last time you bought a lady a bunch of flowers and why?
Mam (Mother’s Day).
30, Where were you when you heard Michael Jackson had died and did you believe it?
Has he died?
31, What games consoles do you have at home and are you any good?
X Box (COD online – wow).
32, Which person from history would you most liked to have met and why?
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33, Who at the club is the last to buy a round of drinks?
Mike Powell (by a long way).
34, If you had to give up your TV or your mobile, which would it be and why?
TV – don’t watch it anyway.
35, If someone wrote a book about you, what would the title be?
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36, What’s the scariest thing you have ever done?
Drag racing.
37, You bump into Jimmy Adams’ car in the car park. Tell him or drive off?
Drive off.
KSN will have our next Q&A with another Kent player on Wednesday.
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