Have you ever wanted the answers to all the questions we’re all dying to ask? Kent batsman Brendan Nash is the latest to go under the spotlight.
Instead of the usual run of the mill favourite colour and what car do you drive type questions, KSN have come up with a slightly unusual list to put to the Kent squad and they have given us their honest answers.
Some had to be censored as they were TOO honest, but we carry on the series with batsman Brendan Nash who gives us an insight into his life.
1, Which member of the Kent team would you have in a pub quiz team and why?
Rob Key – general knowledge is pretty good and makes it sound better if it’s not right!
2, What is your worst memory of school?
The food.
3, When you are driving, what annoys you most about other drivers?
When they don’t follow the rules!
4, Can you explain your thinking behind your tattoos? (If you have any!)
N/A
5, What would your team-mates say are your best qualities?
For them to laugh at me.
6, If you were stuck on a desert island and had to eat a team-mate, who would be the first to go?
Mike Powell – big head!
7, If you had to get a lift to training, who would you least like to drive you and why?
Stevo.
8, Which team-mate would you never room with and why?
Ashley Shaw – never turn your back on him.
9, If someone dropped a £50 note on the street, would you keep it or hand it in?
Honestly I would hand it in.
10, What do you think you’d be if you weren’t a cricketer?
Delivery driver.
11, Can you play any other sports and are you any good?
Play a few, but not very good at them. Golf and rugby league.
12, Would you ever consider a career in the media?
Not likely.
13, Where did you last go on holiday and why?
Jamaica – sun, sea and rum.
14, How often do you cook at home, if at all?
I would cook about once a week.
15, Would you rather spend a day with Freddie Flintoff or Pamela Anderson and why?
Pamela Anderson. Sure she would have some stories.
16, When you were young, what did you never want to eat for dinner?
Veggies.
17, What is the biggest prank you have ever seen played on someone else?
Glad wrap (clingfilm) on the toilet seat and light bulb out in the bath.
18, Who has the worst sense of direction at the club?
Me.
19, What ambitions to you have in life?
To be a good family man.
20, Would you even consider a career in coaching when you retire?
Yes.
21, Who’s the last down to breakfast when you are away and why?
Stevo – last minute man.
22, Can you speak any other languages and what are they?
Jamaican.
23, Who cuts the grass at home?
Me.
24, Are you any good at DIY or do you gets someone in?
No good.
25, If you could be a famous musician, who would it be and why?
Pitbull – girls in bikinis!
26, Who has got the worst sense of humour at the club and what’s their worst joke?
Not sure about that – maybe me!
27, What’s the funniest practical joke you have played on a team-mate?
Glad wrap on the toilet seat.
28, How many bats do you own and what do you do with your old ones?
4 bats – I do keep a few in the cupboard.
29, When was the last time you bought a lady a bunch of flowers and why?
Nov 2012 – for the wife – say no more!
30, Where were you when you heard Michael Jackson had died and did you believe it?
In Australia and no I couldn’t believe it.
31, What games consoles do you have at home and are you any good?
Xbox and I’m outstanding on Call of Duty.
32, Which person from history would you most liked to have met and why?
Bruce Lee. I think his way of thinking would be interesting.
33, Who at the club is the last to buy a round of drinks?
Jimmy Adams.
34, If you had to give up your TV or your mobile, which would it be and why?
Mobile – can’t do without my TV.
35, If someone wrote a book about you, what would the title be?
Gets the job done.
36, What’s the scariest thing you have ever done?
Flown in a five seater plane.
37, You bump into Jimmy Adams’ car in the car park. Tell him or drive off?
Drive off.
KSN will have our next Q&A with another Kent player on Friday.
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